Three of the most famous names in football are united, Manchester United that is. The ‘Special One’ Jose Mourinho has officially recruited Zlatan Ibrahimovic to play for the club. International football continues to occupy most of your weekend screen time, a worthy investment after watching home boys France smash giant killers Iceland with a significant 5-2 on the scoreboard.
Back on the sub-continent, the Kapoors and Khans have announced their genetically superior bundle of joy to the world.
Sadly, it’s not all good news this week. The latest in a series of horrifying attacks — and oddly reminiscent of the Orlando shootings — assailants stormed a cafe in Bangladesh and slaughtered 20 people, including an Indian student.
Here’s everything you missed.